Here's what we thought you'd find interesting, funny ... or helpful in this week's Craigslist listings.
Whiskey and it's a go-go
Someone in Marlborough has a 24-inch LCD TV that he or she is willing to trade for—get ready—two half gallons of whiskey, two two-liters of Diet Pepsi, a bag of tobacco and a large pizza. We're not sure if this trade is even, but it doesn't matter what we think.
Your Natick house for their Marco Island Condo?
Were you looking to get away to Florida but not go through the hassle of selling your home? Someone on Craigslist is looking to swap a newly-renovated condo on a canal (with a boat dock) in Southwest Florida. What do they want? A two- or three-family in Natick.
The nudity is "implied"
As the tagline suggests, "Catching the fish is half the fun." This Marlborough-based eZine, a men's sporting publication, is looking for female models for shots that will include wearing a bathing suit, cute and sexy ourdoor activewear and some "implied nude."
Not sure why this is in the m4mw "strictly platonic" section, but ...
A Northborough guy is looking for a man, or woman, android developer. He'd like to work together to build "our first android app. It would be nice to bounce questions off someone and maybe answer a few."
Adopt Brady, the tuxedo cat
Brady, a "Broken Tail Rescue" cat, is presently staying at the PetSmart in Framingham. He "is a large, three year old boy who loves playing with anything - string toys, rattle balls, catnip, etc. When the volunteers come to Brady's cage, he starts rolling around to say 'hi' and will stick his paws out to pat us."
Maybe he's still looking because of the 'tude?
A person in Shrewsbury is looking for a roommate to share a fully furnished home. But "don't ask for picture if you are serious about it you can come see the place anytime it is convenient to you." Also, "please do not waste my time any silly questions i simply won't answer you. I don't have time for that." Hopefully all your questions will be answered here in the ad.